🔍 What We Track (and Mercilessly Mock):
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🕳 Hole-by-hole performance breakdowns
Birdies, blowups, blobs — nothing escapes the data gods. -
🏆 Division leaders & full leader-board tables
Div 1 and Div 2 legends, laid bare in all their spreadsheet-ed glory. -
🎖 Custom awards
Blobmeister, Card Wrecker Victim, Snack Break Needed, and the coveted
Fat Mate of the Week — if it's a vibe, we’ve turned it into an award. -
⏱ Count-back logic
For the top 3 spots, we break ties by back 9, back 6, and if necessary... thumb wrestling. -
🧠 Interactive stats pages
Live HTML dashboards with leader-board tables, player popovers, and fancy graphs that probably overestimate our skill levels. -
🤖 Word Doc summaries
For the old boys who like their banter printed next to their bacon sandwich. -
💬 Discord integration
Because nothing says “serious golf analytics” like a GIF of a flaming golf cart when Steve gets a 12 on the 16th. -
🕸 Live Leader-board Hosting via GitHub Pages
Our leader-board is live, embedded, and auto-updating — because we’re too lazy to copy-paste, but too clever not to automate.
This isn’t just data. It’s a drama, a soap opera, a rolling sitcom with 7-irons and swearing.
And you’re all part of it. Whether you shot 68 or 108, we saw you. And so did everyone else.
Want This For Your Club?
If your course uses Intelligent Golf, we can plug in the same magic. All we need are credentials to access your comps – then we’ll do the rest. It's 100% free (because we’re more passionate than profitable), and we promise not to judge your net 92... much.
Drop us a message if you're interested – let's turn your weekly comps into stat-rich, leaderboard-driven comedy gold.