May 2025 Leaderboard

🏌️‍♂️ May Mayhem — The Eclectic Ecstasy Edition

If consistency is key, someone’s locked out. This month wasn’t about who won — it was about who survived, and who managed to score on Hole 18 without needing therapy.

 

💣 Blow-Up Central:

• Hole 18 was officially renamed “Blob Boulevard” — over 20 rounds ended with a whimper here. Highlights include Ben Goodenough, Carlos Gisbert Villegas, Luke Settle and Joe Cheong, all stumbling home like they'd finished a pub crawl.

• Hole 3 saw more disasters than a DIY TikTok account. Among the victims: Alex Stacey (8), David Worrall (8), Ben Goodenough (6), and the delightfully consistent Ian Piggott, who blobbed Holes 1–5 like it was a deliberate strategy.

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🎯 Target Practice:

• Adi Junkison calmly clocked a birdie on Hole 14, clearly misjudging the challenge and confusing it for mini golf.

• Doug Costello joined the exclusive club of people who made Hole 7 look easy, dropping a cheeky 2 there.

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🪦 Back Nine Graveyard:

• If your card was intact by Hole 15, congrats — most weren’t. Ben Richardson carded a 9. Max Randall went 7-7-7. Ben Goodenough opted for “double-sevens” on the back to honor his lucky number (hint: it wasn’t lucky)

• David Richardson may have started with an 8 and ended with a 7, but squeezed in a 5-par streak in the middle like an old pro.

• Cian Dunne was steady as ever — classic “hover around 34” energy. Plays like a scratch when it’s mates and beers, but mysteriously allergic to fireworks when a medal card’s on the line. Should be in the mix for Club Champs… if it’s decided on banter points. 🫢

 

🥉 Consistent Chaos Award:

• Ben Goodenough dropped four scores of 7 or worse and still got 30 points. Either the math is broken or he’s the most optimistic golfer in Britain.